I've had it up to here with my DT!
Won't you help me lose my DT (lose my DT)
I want to return home as a real man
(Can I help?)
The treasure I've kept my whole life is too saddening to bear (saddening to bear)
I've long since hoped to give it up to you
Since I crossed worlds and met you, we've hardly been apart
I dream every night, but not always soundly
I toss and turn as my Hyperion bursts into flames
How can I cool my fevered aura?
The closer we become, and the further we clash,
the more my Alma Gear rises for battle
Won't you help me lose my DT (lose my DT)
My right hand has served me faithfully, but now we must part (Farewell!)
It is decided; we shall no longer be apart (no longer be apart)
I won't let you go until our score is settled
(Tonight's the night!)
I will fight to lose what is mine
Taurepton, archbishop of the Ulga Religious Order, conspires to become ruler of the world by instigating a war.
Now that Variation has uncovered the archbishop's plot, he is pursued by the Order's Ulbrion Units.
Who's there?
Secret Service Incognito's second in command, Sir Variation, correct?
Who are you?
I was sent by Sir Erec.
I've come to pick you up.
We will be out of the Ulga Religious Order's sphere of influence soon.
Within a few hours, we should be able to rendezvous with Sir Erec.
Sir Variation?
Are you thinking about something in particular?
Yeah, a little bit about the past.
Yes, that was before Incognito was formed...
'S wrong wit'cha, punk?
Ya talk the talk, but ya can't walk the walk?
Ya messed with the wrong guy!
Piss off.
I'm earning my keep with my face here too.
You think I'll just lose face without doing anything?!
Bitch!
I'd leave it at that.
Huh?
The hell are you?
There's no need to put your life on the line
for a fight you started over trivial matters.
Put that dangerous thing away.
What?!
Hey, bro, what's the big idea?
Ya ain't gonna find no prize by stickin' yer nose where it don't belong.
Being meddlesome is just the way I was born.
Oh yeah?
Then,
you'll bite the dust first!
Hey, watch your feet.
Looks like it's slippery.
Why you...
What about you?
You wanna go?
You bastard...
You sure about this?
There's no need for us to fight.
Shut up!
I told you not to do it.
Hmm, did you really say that?
I guess if you say you did, you probably did.
So, what kind of meddlesome guy
wants anything to do with a meddlesome guy like me?
A head-on match.
That's not bad, either.
I don't like beating around the bush.
Right now, the city is drowning in crime.
Since the innovation of Alma Energy,
society's standard of living has increased
and the city's development flourishes.
It seems as if the people's lives are getting better.
However, the people's hearts are not finding fulfillment
and the self-bred false pretenses and despair
are swallowing the city.
Crimes have become more brutal, and moral values are in the gutter.
In the last few years,
the crime rate has soared like never before.
Are you suggesting that a convenient world makes criminals more brutal?
We are working on reining in the criminals in this city.
Oh, thank you.
The noodles were good. You earned yourself a regular.
Thank you.
Eventually, we'll be turning it into a nationwide organization.
Right now we're laying the foundation for that.
And?
We're looking for skilled and loyal people.
You have just the skills for it.
How about it?
Will you join us?
I've got an emotional scar that I can't talk about.
Your bald spot?
How did you know?
I accidentally saw how you were worrying about it in the bathroom.
Don't worry.
I won't tell anyone.
Let's meet at the bureau tomorrow.
This is it?
It's easier to meet them rather than trying to explain it here.
You the recruit?
Come on, now.
He just got here.
Let's not scare him away.
Wazzat?
You implyin' I fucked somethin' up?
No, not at all.
Huh?! Huh?!
This is KT.
He's the most excitable one in our little detective bureau.
You can call him Gorilla.
This is Leon.
He's the most timid one here.
He's called Prince because of his gentle demeanor.
My favorite anime is Legend of the Blue Wolves.
And lastly, our boss.
I'm Erecpyle Dukakis.
Nice to meet you.
I heard a lot about you from Mountain.
I hear you're quite skilled.
Mountain?
That's me.
I'm sure you already know,
but we're a special unit that stands up against crime.
We're still just a small organization,
but I do want to take it to a national scale in the eventually.
Yes, I've heard about that.
Right now, we need people who are absolutely loyal.
Do you have what it takes?
I intend to prove myself worthy.
I see.
Then...
you will need a nickname as well.
You will be...
Bald Spot.
What the hell?!
I think I'll go make my rounds.
Hey!
You said you'd keep that a secret!
Well, you know...
Yes, Investigation Department here.
What?!
Yes...
Understood.
There's been an incident.
Everybody, move out!
You've been surrounded.
Lay down your weapon and come out.
Shut up!
The perp is a vicious criminal with two prior cases.
You two move around to the back door.
Bald Spot and I will....
Damn it, is he lost already?
Don't shoot!
I'm coming out with the perp!
Come on, move it!
Mission accomplished.
And thus, my new life began.
I solved case after case with them,
and their trust in me grew stronger and stronger.
However, I...
It looks like you successfully infiltrated them.
Who do you think I am?
You're right.
So, what am I supposed to do there?
For now, just observe their movements and continue to report back.
That's it?
If there's anything else, I'll let you know.
Until then, don't let them get suspicious.
...I was a spy.
I lived in the shadows, a professional agent who did anything for money.
This time, I was hired by a mysterious person for an extraordinary sum.
Yes, I was a traitor.
Something wrong, Bald Spot?
You seem kinda out of it lately.
Is there something on your mind?
Not really.
Let me know if you ever want to talk about it.
If there's anything we can do to help, you can count on us.
Roger.
By the way, do you have plans for your next vacation?
It's actually a rather personal thing.
You see, I'm getting married soon.
Married?
Yes.
I'd like for her to meet my friends before we tie the knot.
Friend?
Me?
If you're busy, some other time is fine.
I'll come.
Really?
I'll definitely come.
I promise!
Thank you.
That car!
What is it?
That's the getaway car we got a report on!
What?!
Call the HQ!
Got it!
I'm off.
Good work.
I'm off as well.
Okay, good work.
Oh.
Wanna get a drink?
No, I'm really off for the day.
I see.
See you tomorrow, then.
I'm...
We did it!
Everybody, we did it!
We finally did it!
What's up, boss?
We did it.
We have finally secured our funding.
Really?
Are you sure it's not some sort of scam like always?
This time, it's real.
It's an organization that understands us.
I believe they're called the Ulga Order.
We'll be generously funded by them.
Now we can take our operation to a nationwide level!
You did it, boss.
This is all thanks to the hard work you put in every day.
For that, I thank you.
Stop it, boss.
I'm not good at handling that kind of stuff.
Yeah, really.
You're the one who was always leading and pulling us forward.
Then how about we all go have a drink?
That sounds good!
Oh yeah!
We'll drink 'til we shit ourselves!
Then the usual spot, at eight.
Hey now, if we're all drunk,
who's supposed to uphold the peace in the city?
That's what I'd usually say, but today's special!
Let's go wild!
Oh yeah, we also need a new name, so please think of something.
What should I do?
Hey, looks like it's going well.
I guess so.
What's wrong?
You look like someone at a wake.
You've got a mission.
And?
Your order is to assassinate your boss, Erecpyle.
Should I erase him?
You can pick your methods.
You've got one week from tomorrow.
You can do it, right?
Who sent the order?
We agreed that you wouldn't ask.
In this world, trust is everything.
The important thing is loyalty towards your work.
You have your orders, Bald Spot.
Best of luck.
Hiding from the rain as well?
Faced with this important choice,
I was distressed over the future of my double life.
Should I stick to my work as a professional?
Or do I respond to their newfound trust
and throw my entire past away?
I envy you for your simple life.
Yes, Investigation Department here.
What?!
Understood!
There's a bank robbery at the St. Piria bank on 3rd.
An armed group has taken hostages and holed up in there.
A robbery?!
I'll get 'em good!
All right, let's move out!
Today I'll go with you.
Let's move.
Are you sure?
Please don't lose it out there after so long.
We just got a generous sponsor.
I have to show off a little.
Hey, Bald Spot!
Move those legs!
Sorry.
We finished cordoning off the area.
The robbers are demanding a helicopter to get away.
They're saying they'll kill a hostage every five minutes if we don't comply!
We were stationed on the second floor of the building across the street.
Yes.
What?!
It'll take 15 minutes until the army's special unit arrives.
Everybody, please put on your bulletproof vests.
This is the blueprint of the bank.
According to the hostages that were already freed,
the rest of the hostages are being held in this room on the first floor.
The robbers are split between the first and second floors.
We know of nine members in their group.
However, there is a chance that there are more of them.
What about the third and fourth floors?
They are empty, but the stairs are barricaded so we can't get in there.
Gorilla, please assist us with your rifle from this building.
Roger.
The four of us will descend from the roof with ropes
and enter from the windows on the second floor.
Prince and Mountain will take care of the first floor,
Bald Spot and I will take care of the second floor.
Gorilla here, I am in position.
Roger.
Assault team in position on the roof.
I need you to fire tear gas in two minutes.
Roger!
Mountain and Prince, please descend from the north side.
Bald Spot and I will enter from the south side.
Roger!
Are you ready?
Yes.
Mountain, how about you?
We're ready.
All right, commencing mission.
Fire!
Stop screaming!
Damn, they're going to come in!
Please follow me in two seconds.
I trust you'll have my back!
Boss!
Damn it!
If I'm going down, you're all going down with me!
P-Please don't shoot.
Open the safe already!
We know that you're keeping an Alma Crystal in there!
It's the second room from the right.
Just shoot.
Five shots.
Don't move or—
Marvelous.
It's over.
The hostages have all been freed, as well.
The manager is fine as we—
He's fine.
He just passed out after the immense pressure was lifted from his shoulders.
That's that.
Mission complete, men.
Good work, everybody.
It looks like you saved my life.
No need to thank me.
After all, I'm going to kill you now.
What do you mean?
I was a spy from the beginning.
I was to infiltrate your ranks and spy on your movements.
In the beginning it was just an infiltration mission.
However, last night, I was told you needed to die.
That's why you're going to kill me?
I can't betray the trust of my client.
And?
You won't have any regrets?
Even if I do, there's nothing I can do about that.
Any last words?
Do you have a good name?
For our organization.
Incognito.
Incognito...
Anonymous, huh?
That might be a fitting name for our organization.
Then...
Hold it!
You just got punk'd!
Punk'd?!
You're my client's messenger.
It was actually me.
Prince...
The client was actually our boss.
We're looking for skilled people with exceptional loyalty.
And we found you.
You passed the test.
Congratulations, Bald Spot!
Congratulations, Bald Spot... Baldness... Baldy...
What the hell?!
And that's how the Secret Service Incognito was born.
What?
Um, everybody was totally different...
Also, you weren't even in the story.
Weren't you listening?
I was there from the very beginning.
Huh?
Remember?
I'd leave it at that.
What?!
What the hell?
Even a blind person could tell you that was someone else!
This story doesn't check out!
Everybody was so mischievous back then.
What about the four shots at the end?
What happened there?!
People have pasts that they don't want to touch again.
You understand, right?
Not at all!
And then the morning sun rose. Period!
Period? What period?!
Wait, what?
What?
That's the episode?
We don't have that many left!
What the hell?
Someone explain this!
What is this crap?!
Stand up! ED, stand up!
Brush away your depression and stand up again!
Not all goes as planned in life
What on Earth has happened, you ask? You know
I didn't harbor the seed of life for long before it was taken from me
It won't return, alas
I used to have an unbendable will of steel
That's the kind of straight-laced badass I was
Those days hold the glory of the past now
Far up, so very hot
Burn with fury, my sun
Stand up! ED, stand up!
Brush away your depression and go!
Stand up! Look up!
I'll write my story from page one again now, like I dreamed
The fire of my blood will continue to course through my veins
Be a giant, be a man, hell yeah!
Yay!
Next Time
Jugglaburk has finally started moving his armies towards St. Piria.
We rush to the battlefield to prevent the worst from happening,
but then I see the Death Omen Star in the skies.
Wait, is this the "hero dies" flag?!
The war is about to begin and Kon's already tripped the "hero dies" flag!
Wait a sec, does this world even have a Death Omen Star?!
We appreciate that there were a number of questionable elements in today's episode,
but humbly request that you simply accept it for what it was. (What?)